So I’m having a pretty bad day, and have been thinking very negatively, and have sat at the computer a couple of times, but couldn’t think of anything meaningful to say. But then I thought that the world really does not need another 'world-resenting' teenager. Don’t take life too seriously. Take it one step at a time, keep everything in your stride, and stay in control.
How to #10.1: Make your own day (at your lecturers cost)
- Ask to go to the bathroom in class, when the teacher gives you permission go “Oh, too late, never mind.”
- When you know the answer bounce up and down a go ” OOOHH I KNOW THIS” and when a teacher calls on you say ” Sorry, I forgot”
- Drop your books “accidentally” when there is a quiet moment during class and the teacher is looking elsewhere. Guaranteed to make him jump. Apologize for any offense caused
- Write a note to the teacher about a homework assessment or similar in very tiny writing. When he asks about it tell him you wanted to conserve paper to help the environment.
- Raise your hand eagerly, and when you are called on, say you are suffering from a sports injury in your shoulder and were only stretching.
- Put a permanent marker in amongst the whiteboard makers. This may not pay off immediately but will be all the better when the teacher eventually uses the permanent marker and can’t erase his notes from the blackboard.
- Whenever the teacher makes eye contact with you, bite your lip and smile at her broadly…it looks freaky and they will be trying to interpret your expression.
- Get all your friends in class to start a chain of coughing.
- Call your friends cell phone one by one from an anonymous phone. The class will be interrupted by the buzz of silenced phones, or if you are luck by actual ring tones. Sing along of you can...
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